a question of expertise
Steve/Bucky, Explicit, 2375 words
Written for kink_bingo: virginity/celibacy

Steve has criteria for losing his virginity. Bucky knows somebody who meets them.

I guess I can announce over here now that I wrote Frank/Gerard/Jamia domestic threesomes at the beach with a little D/s for seasoning because it's me. It's called By the sea.

Great challenge this year (as always!). There are still a bunch of stories I'm planning to read, so far they're a lot of fun. I might pick up a homeless spare prompt? We'll see...I still have my whole kink bingo card to work on plus lots of original-y things.

On that note, I went to an erotic writing workshop at the local sex-positive woman-owned sex shop! It was...okay. Super ultra beginner, so it wasn't quite right for me, but it was nice to do it in public, y'know? Plus we did a number of writing exercises that could potentially expand into longer stories, so we'll keep our fingers crossed.

Otherwise, LIFE. Maybe I'll give a full update another time, but mostly things are just...life-y. I sort of have a social life, which is still mystifying. I've been reading and watching the fall season start up (Definitely Watching: HIMYM, Sleepy Hollow, Agents of SHIELD).

I posted my BBB!

ever just the same (ever a surprise)
Frank/Gerard, 20,832 words, explicit

As the only charm weaver in his small village, Gerard has lead a quiet but productive life. All of that changes when he crosses the path of a dark fae with royal ambitions. A fairy tale with wicked witches, magic, and (of course) true love.

Read it on AO3

Inspired Works

Fanart:
Graphics by akamine_chan

Fanmix(es):
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man in black
welcome to night vale
cecil/carlos, explicit, 1321 words
Like many upstanding Night Vale citizens, Cecil has certain fantasies about menacing government agents.

written for kink bingo: "consent play"

WARNING: contains rape fantasy/rape play

Read it here!

My first kink bingo fill for this round, and my first Pacific Rim fic!

do you have prince albert in a can?
newt/hermann, explicit, ~2k
Newt has a Prince Albert piercing. That's about it.

Written for the piercing/needleplay square for Kink Bingo.

Read it here.

Whee! and YES I did totally name it that because I'm a ridiculous human. #YOLO!!!

and THAT'S A BINGO \o/ My goal was to complete a bingo by Sunday and night and gosh darnit, I did it!

Fathoms Below
Gerard/Bob, Explicit, 1187 words
Prompt: "au: were/vamp/supernatural" - I chose merfolk
Warnings: weird merfolk anatomy, minor character death/murder?, implication that character is not sexually mature by his species standards. WEIRD MERANATOMY.

On AO3: Gerard kills his first sailor when the moon is full.

KABLAM, another!

Make Your Life So Sweet
Frank/Ray, Teen, 886 words
Prompt: "Au: Other" - Hogwarts AU

Warnings: discussion of characters' weight/eating habits

On AO3: Frank interrupts Ray (and his tray of treats) in the Hufflepuff common room. AKA The Chubblepuff Fic

Third fill! I'm on a roll!

Only Prince Would Sing About Us
Bob/cisgirl!Patrick, Explicit, 2776 words
Prompt: genderswap
Warnings: slapping, nipple play, some kink-shamey talk about BDSM

On AO3: Penny Stump takes her frustration out on Bob.

Second trope_bingo fill is done!

Everything in Your Eyes
Frank/Gerard, Explicit, 5109 words
Prompt: telepathy/mindmeld
Warnings: dark themes (full spoilery warnings in the end notes)

On AO3: Gerard's been part of supe crime for the past five years, and he's never seen anything like this. A telepathic noir story.

First fill for trope_bingo is complete!

Half the Battle
Frank/Gerard, Explicit, 1863 words
Prompt: alpha/beta/omega
Warnings: omegaverse, knotting

On AO3: People tend to assume Gerard is an alpha. Frank knows better.

Guess whooooo signed up for Trope Bingo? (spoiler: it's me)

fuck or die	au: neighbors	poker/strip poker	immortality / reincarnation	telepathy / mindmeld
cross-dressing	mistletoe kiss	accidental marriage	curtainfic	alpha / beta / omega
truth or dare	bodyswap	FREE ★ SPACE	celebratory kiss	au: other
locked in	au: hooker / porn / stripper	kidfic	accidental baby acquisition	au: were / vamp / supernatural
in vino veritas / drunkfic	slavefic	de-aged	au: coffee shop	genderswap

I am in looove with my card. It's been such a long time since I wrote proper fic, I'm excited to get back in the saddle :D Now I have to decide if I want to do all one fandom or jump around orrrrr what.

(Happy New Year, all! Mine was awesome, as was my Christmas! It was a pretty great end-of-the-year all around)

I wrote fic! It's post-movie Thor/Loki PWP and if you can get Ao3 to work for you, you can read it HERE

The other exciting thing in my life is that I saw a prescreening of Rock of Ages and...I loved it. Okay, so, it's cheesy 80s music mixed with musical theater and looked like a super camp explosion (when my sister and I first saw the trailer in theaters we basically went !!!!!! at each other) so I knew I would enjoy myself. But I expected to like it in a "ha ha that's so bad" kind of way, but nope, I ACTUALLY LIKED IT. Which is not to say it's "good"...the story is pretty much as basic as it gets (I'm not familiar with the musical at all, which sounds...much different) but it's just a lot of fun. I was smiling the whole time. The only person who can't really sing at all is Paul Giamatti (and they wisely gave him like, 2 sung lines) and Tom Cruise and Russel Brand are both actually really good. Speaking of Tom Cruise: TOM CRUISE! I am being totally tricked into liking Tom Cruise again, because I have all of the affection for people who are willing to make fun of themselves/not take themselves too seriously and...okay, also, he's super hot in this. Like crazy hot. He literally does not wear a shirt the entire movie, and it's just sweat and tattoos and LACED UP LEATHER PANTS and crazy fur vests and it's just marvelous. Marveloussss.

So...yes, you should see it, if you like silliness, and 80s music, and also musicals.

...otherwise, I've been working, and that's pretty dull, so. No comment.